My son turned 11 six months ago this week. I remember the night he was born, in our upstairs bedroom in a little red farmhouse in Massachusetts. He was a peaceful baby, patient with my insecurities. I bonked his head once, by mistake. He startled but didn’t cry. I did, worrying in my postpartum haze of hormones that I didn’t deserve such a calm, easy baby.
Back when my son was born, moms who had 11 year olds seemed ancient. Eleven. How did he get to be so old?
But my son is small for his age. He has big feet, like a puppy. His grown-up front teeth are too big for his mouth. I imagine he’ll grow into his feet and his teeth. And probably sooner than I’m ready for him to.
These days he’s all energy and elbows. He talks too loudly, bounces balls incessantly inside the house, sneaks up on me in the morning (before coffee) and shouts “BOO!” at the top of his lungs, and generally finds a thousand ways a day to drive us all crazy. We fight about homework and chores and who fouled who at the pick-up Sunday basketball game. I still feel privileged to be his mom, even if he’s anything but patient with me these days.
Here are the 11 most perfect presents you can get for an 11-year-old boy:
1) A money pizza: My son loves money. I imagine every 11-year-old boy does. He loves to collect it and he loves to spend it. Money is a perfect present for an 11-year-old boy but giving money as … money … is no fun. So we made our 11-year-old boy a pizza out of bills and coins. A friend gave me this idea: Get an empty pizza box, write a note on the inside cover: “Since you can’t live on pizza alone, I thought you’d like a little dough.” We made our money pizza with $1 and $2 bills. The “toppings” were silver dollars, half dollars, and gold Susan B. Anthony coins. We taped the bills to the bottom of the box with folded over masking tape. The grin on his face when he opened the pizza box was as wide as an extra large pie.
2) The Encyclopedia of Immaturity: The Encyclopedia of Immaturity is one of the best books ever written if you like practical gags, clever costumes, and silly jokes. A perfect gift for kids of any age (I bought a copy for my older brother when he was turning 43), but an especially perfect present for an 11-year-old boy.
3) A horseback trail ride: If you’re like the average American family, your kids already have way more stuff than they can play with. Instead of buying your son a present, get him an experience. This gift can get a little pricey but a one-hour, half-day, or all-day trail ride on horseback is an unforgettable present for an 11-year-old boy or girl (and creates no clutter).
4) A zipline adventure: If you’re like the average Amer—right, I already said that. A new zipline adventure park opened recently about an hour from where we live. My husband took my son on a surprise outing to go ziplining. Half the fun for my 11-year-old boy was trying to guess where they were going.
5) A day off: My friend who lives outside of New York City declares a “Marcus Day” twice a year. Instead of walking her son to school, she walks him to the subway and they head into the city for a day of sightseeing and mother-son bonding. If your son’s birthday falls on a school day, finagle the day off from work and spend the day with him instead. Your time and attention are often the best present you can give your child.
6) A football: Remember how badly 11-year-old Henry Huggins wanted a genuine leather football and how many worms he had to catch to make the money to pay back his friend after he threw the football in a passing car’s window? Kids like footballs. Especially 11-year-olds.
7) A kickball: Also good for playing four square, and kickballs are remarkably affordable. A soccer ball, if your 11-year-old boy doesn’t already have one, is an awesome present too.
8) A bank account: If you’ve never opened a savings account for your son, bring him to the bank with you to open an account. He’ll feel very grown-up talking to the bank manager and signing all the papers. You can kick off his savings account with $11 or $111, if you can afford it.
9) A hardcover copy of your favorite book when you were eleven: Our favorites include the My Side of the Mountain books (the outdoor adventure of Sam Gribley and his peregrine falcon Frightful), The House of the Scorpion (these two are pretty disturbing but exquisitely well written), and Hatchet (a lost-in-the-wilderness story from the point of view of a young boy whose parents are divorcing). If you have older kids, here are 12 suggestions for books to read with 12-year-olds.
10) A skateboard: If he already has one, consider a unicycle. American kids these days are dangerously vitamin D deficient. Presents that encourage your kids to spend more time outside (see #3, #4, #6, and #7) are a win for everyone.
11) Woodworking tools and some wood: My son loves to make things out of wood. Yours might too. Plus if your 11-year-old boy has his own set of tools, you can put him to work on fix-it projects around the house.
N.B.: I had a hard time coming up with gifts for my son’s 11th birthday, so I wrote this post to make it easier for you than it was for me. I hope it inspires you to find your son the perfect gift(s)!
What was your son or daughter’s favorite 11th birthday gift?
Last updated: July 2, 2018